XxPandaPupxX

{This is literally a crack fic that contains swearing, in other words, it's just crazy AF and random. At least in my opinion, anyway, to make this even more realistic, listen to Sexy back if you can while reading this mmk?} You yawned, rubbing your eyes as you snuggled into your blanket. Ahh kissing Le-  "Oi! Shithead wake up!" shouted a strong voice. Your eyes shot open quickly, since the familiarity with the voice was heard multiple times in your dream and in real life after all. You were being roughly shook by the same old, same old corporal, Lance Corporal Levi. You're secret shitty crush you had for at least all the way back to when you

Your eyes followed each word quickly,darting side to side. The current thing that had you so interested,was a fanfiction. "Castiel X Reader", kept you blushing and making you have unwanted perverted thoughts. As you kept reading there was a slight sound of wind. You quickly turned around and closed the laptop. "Hello (Y/n)." Castiel said with his usual gruff voice. "I-I..Hi Cas.."You murmured as you quietly gulped. "(Y/n) where is Dean and Sam?"Castiel asked,looking around. You cleared your throat,"Sleeping.. Cas..". Castiel sat down next to you on the edge of the bed. "Oh okay."He said as he looked at you. "Yeah..so now isn't a

You sighed as you reached for another piece of popcorn. Aoba continued watching TV,Granny was doing the dishes and as usual,Ren was laying in the middle of you and Aoba. Getting bored,you shuffled around uncomfortably. Aoba turned his attention towards you. "(Y/N)..you okay?"He asked a bit concerned. You nodded,"Im..just...you know.." You couldnt say much more. You always had nothing to do on Valentine's day. Even Aoba knew that.. But it just kinda hurts,to know your incapable of getting a lover. "Oh..(n-name) you ate all the popcorn.."Aoba said while rubbing the back of his neck nervously. You chuckled and walked towards the door.

You felt trapped in a trance.. You felt the need to see if it was 'All Real' Their warm minty breaths gently hitting your neck repeatedly .. There you were, In a rich house, On an expensive bed, With two men who looked like twins, Even if they really weren't. Suddenly,you were kicked out of your thoughts. There was a slight pull on the left side of your blanket. Then came a sigh.. Someone was waking up.

 The gel dripped off your finger. Sighing you stared at yourself in the mirror. 'This will never work..You slammed your fist on the mirror. You didn't understand why but Rapheal had to hate you. He picked on you,judged you for everything and he even pointed out you're bad feautures. All you would do is respond with okay's. It hurt you so much.So much that his brothers would try to defend you,only to end up in a nasty fight with the red banded turtle. You gave yourself a sad smile,you,ridiculously thought that this plan would work. Dressing up as (y/n)'s realistic boyfriend. "Pshhh..it might.."You said quietly.You dipped your slender f

   You smiled softly as you tangled your slim fingers in his scruffy crow-colored hair."Why do I love you Sooo much..?"You quietly asked as your boyfriend as he gently locked his crystal eyes at you."I don't know,why do I fucking love You?"Scourge pointed out as he raised his right arm and twirled your (h/c) lock of hair. You shrudderd but smiled.Scourge sat up slowly and turned his torso so it was facing you.Closing the distance between you and him,Scourge traced your jawline."Beautiful eyes,fucking lucious lips,an amazing body..(y/n)  I love you so much.."Scourge said as he slowly rubbed your bottom lip with his thumb.Y Your cheeks fluste

You pouted your lips in defiance.Your lover sat in the corner of a wall,hogging your food."Toby.Give.My.Damn.Pancakes.Back."You said calmly as you neared him. Toby shuddered and tried getting deeper in the corner."Toby.."You muttered as you had that dangerous glint in your eye.You finally got close enough to the point where you could just strangle him to death. Lashing out your arm,you accidently managed to grab his goggles instead of the plate of delicious pancakes."Ah-HAH-..Oh what?"You said as you eyed your hand. Toby craned his head slowly,constantly twitching creepily."MY GOGGLES.?"He croaked.Your eyes blinked,"Da Fuq?"You said as a s

    Your eyes widened as tears streamed out quickly.There he was,your lover sitting in a char right next to you.While Yamori continuesly wrenches of his toes.You kept blinking,you knew Kaneki was helpless until he accepted his real powers. The screaming of your boyfriend echoed in your ears.Yamori laughed as he set down his wrench."KANEKIII LET ME. TAKE FROM YOU."Yamori shouted as his kagune popped out. You screamed loudly,"NO NO NO NO KANEKI WAKE UP!!"You shouted loudly as more tears fell,Yamori turned his head towards you."Aww,little princes wants to save her PRINCE?"Yamori taunted as he growled and eyed you. In the sudden corner of your